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Friday, June 1

Pissing off women on a Wednesday 101 - brought to you by G'nort

Slutty Jade was up to what appears her usual trick -- picking up men -- in a pair of shorts that were just simply atrocious. At least she has good taste in men even if she doesn't in clothing. Wednesday night's man of choice? The HAWT Michael. She kept a steady stream of Badsiders in front of him and he kept a steady gaze on her derrière. Yet, Jade's man's attention was lost when the LOVELY and CLASSY Cieara took a seat beside him.

...But that's what these women don't understand. Men would prefer a little less skank. Our FLAWLESS Koy must be sleeping on the job! Teach these girls the way!!!

Stephen's little brother, Robert, was belly up to the bar drinking a disgusting mixture of rum and gunpowder. Ugh. We have to stop there. The thought of that drink makes us gag every time we think about it.

Wednesday night was the start of the wonderfaul and faaaabulous Iron Fists League! Much dueling was to be had in the Iron Fists Garden for the defaults of Roshambo vs. Shots of Decadence and Great of Strength vs Get Up Mercury!

Our sources had little gossip to report other than to mention that Stephen showed up with Jewell but didn't quite seem comfortable around her new friends. Also, our sources mentioned that a drugged-out and sluttacious Charlie was seen arguing with her partner/boss G'nort. In the end, both stormed away from the conversation. That girl is toooootally cruising for a trip to rehab!

Evidently one pissed off bad ass woman wasn't enough for G'nort as he followed up his argument with Charlie for a trip to the Outback where he quickly got into a match and another insult-fest with newcomer Cheyenne. Now if you haven't seen Cheyenne plan a trip to the Outback for next week! She's a total DoD-style, sluttacious, bad ass vixen and she certainly wasn't taking any crap from G'nort! Sartan looked on and snickered in delight as G'nort and the sluttacious Cheyenne had it out!

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Friday, June 1

An IFL Thursday!!!

Both Jewell and Stephen seemed a bit out of sorts while talking in hushed tones at the bar Thursday evening. Could this be because of the news that Skylar's grave is suddenly deserted? That's what our money's on! What do you think? Is it magic? Are there grave robbers at work? Did the gnomes from GnomCorp return to body snatching to conduct their experiments? Or... is he BACK?!?!

Anybody else humming "My boyfriend's back and I'm gonna be in trouble!"

Classy Cieara had a handsome elf-looking redhead in tow with her by the name of Karenthesis. WHAT A HAWTIE! Cieara seems to have a fine eye not just for clothing but also for devastatingly sexy man meat! The pair made quite the couple canoodling and sharing a bottle of wine.

Jade is a walking mess. This girl is crying out for an intervention. Instead, she's surrounded by enablers. Thursday night is was Reap who was encouraging her skankness by getting her absolutely wasted. At one point she even fell on the floor. HEAD SMACK!

Good Boy Cor and the brunette twin Spice were spotted together once again in the Inn exchanging some clearly flirtatious smiles! Our sources tell us that they've been spotted quite frequently in one another's company. In fact, reports have it that Cor was seen with a brunette at the Pegasi races this past weekend. Are the pair just friends or is there something more there???

Late in the evening Connar was spending a bit more time with sweet Elessaria! They exchanged sweet words, charming compliments, and romantic glances! We HEART Spring flirting!

It was the second night of action at Iron Fists Garden and we're still just as excited! FLAWLESS Koy looked amazing and captained her team towards a victory. Her star dueler HAWT Tarl was there and smashed through the competition. There was a full contingent of the Wrecking Crew present including two of the Graziano kids -- Maria and Chris -- along with Maria's husband Bode and one of RhyDin's hottest fathers, Kheld. Maria seemed a bit confused as she thought it was TDL season and Chris seemed more occupied with playing with his rat-buddy Napoleon. Among all that distraction, Jake's Badside Brawlers were able to best the Crew.

The Arena was pretty active in its own right! Most people were too busy dueling to create delicious gossip. However, our sources did once again spot Taneth and Max hanging out together. Those two suuuure seem cuddly!
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Tuesday, June 5

Taneth Lovin' Friday

Jade wandered into the Inn in her typical get-up whining about yours truly calling her a "slut" and promising never to flirt with another man again. How long do you think that'll last? While sniffling to Icer, she also dropped the names of several men she's gone home with in recent nights. Claaaassy. The correct answer, by the way, is about fifteen minutes when HAWTIE Michael stepped through the door.

Jade's polar opposite, a girl who knows how to dressy sexy without dressy skanky -- Cute Single Erin -- came in shortly after in the most lovely green dress with a cinch waist and flaring out at the knee. She just screamed SPRING with her cute little sandals and the flower stuck in her hair. LOVELY!

As further proof of how the un-skanky dress, the devastatingly brunette Charna graced the Inn with her presence. That woman is straight from the hot end of the gene pool. A completely DROOL worthy babe! She cuddled with Kina (who is evidently Charna's matron-of-honor) and dished about wedding plans.

THE DRUNK IS BACK!!! It appears that Damien is back in town and fighting in the Arena. More importantly, though, it seems that his sober days are long behind him. He was dueling an awful lot of warlords. Could everybody's favorite Arena lush be thinking of making another run at a title??? We do hope he write his own challenge letters! Those are utterly priceless!

Sluttacious beer spokesmodel PJ had a tense conversation with her best friend's brother and her former "flavor of the month" Gavin. Tense words were exchanged in the Inn's basement Arena between the pair!!! Oh la la! He certainly has that bad boy vibe!

Taneth won yet ANOTHER fan to the Army of Taneth Lovers. Friday night found her cuddling and snuggling the rat caller Napoleon. She even went as far as to feed him cookies. Napoleon sure was in rat heaven!
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Tuesday, June 5

A Drunken Saturday Night!

Clearly Cute Single Erin has done away with the sobriety chip. She was already downing shots early on Saturday evening. The RU Brothers Baker and Reap looked on as she did in admiration while sipping from their mugs of ale. There's nothing hotter to an RU guy that a hot chick slamming back alcohol!

The third RU Brother Cor was too busy being felt up by the troublesome Miss B to pay attention to the hot chick downing shots. The pair chatted and exchanged flirtatious glance over drinks! Wow, Good Boy Cor sure has his hands full these days juggling all the ladies!

Sid was tending bar with the lovely duet of Sugar and Spice. The twins did quite well under the watchful gaze of the DELICIOUS Sid. Sugar seemed to have eyes for a certain IFL star -- Darren. While rumors that connected Spice and Cor seemed quite unfounded as the pair barely spoke the whole night.

An already half-trashed Erin started putting together Jewell's bachelorette party! Unfortunately, none of the men had the proverbial balls to be the night's entertainment. Therefore, the planning was tabled and the drinking commenced. Cute Single Erin and the Former Miss Anger Management Jewell were joined by bouncy Piper for some serious Girls' Night drinking!

Late into the evening the party was broken up and tensions ran high as Vinny confronted a very wasted Jewell, claiming that she was blaming all of her problems on him. Vinny even claimed that her own brother Brian had called her a spoiled brat. Ooooh! Luckily, Daniel stepped in to keep the incident from becoming physical (which was probably a good thing considering that Jewell could barely stand).
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Wednesday, June 6

BRALE ON, Sunday!

Reap joked (...er at least we think it was a joke) about his RU brother Cor getting Icer drunk the night before and having his way with her! Just think of all the tea-drinking, omelette-cooking baby dragons that would produce! Aurthur did not seem to think it very funny and confronted Reap while Baker egged the incident on. But as drunk luck would have it, Reap was not sliced in half by a talon and will live to BRALE ON!


Gav was tending late into the night and spotted the gorgeous and naughty Morgan stopped in the Inn on her way down to the basement Annex! He called out to her to convince her to stick around for a drink and some chitchat. The old school duelists discussed her return to the rings

G'nort was up to no good in the Annex as usual! He discussed the beauty of his eyes with the caller on duty, Rory, and then when she left for the night moved on to flirting with one of his Shots of Decadence employees (as he co-owns the team), Erin. Cute single Erin took it all in stride while G'nort calculated her ability to make him money and join his cadre of pin-up model/duelists.

There was also lots of hard-hitting action in the Iron Fists Garden on Sunday evening! It was a loooovely night filled with HAWT women as Team SHE took on Kung Fu Theater. Unfortunately for those hot, ass-kicking girls/reigning champs, Kung Fu Theater whipped them good.

Dizzy and PJ put pleasant ideas in more than one man's head as the pair leaned on one another and discussed the matches. They also briefly discussed FLAWLESS Koy and the fact that her man-tastic Matt had still not found his way home. WE ARE SO SAD FOR HER!

Artemus made mention that RSB hasn't had a real test yet which prompted Cas to actually stand up for the girls (and their guys) of Shots of Decadence. Anybody else get the feeling that Artemus may be separated from his head sometime soon? The only question is which head will the girls from SOD will decide to take.
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Thursday, June 7

SPOTTED on a Monday Night!

It's been a long time since we played a game of Spotted! We just can't resist! Therefore we are now proud to present your SEVENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Sugar (the blonde twin) bounding out the door of the Inn to visit the slightly surly Darren while Sid looked on warily. Better not mess with Mama Bear Sid's cubs!

- Vinny attempting to get back on Jewell's good side by handing her an envelope in which supposedly held her wedding present. Jewell declined and Vinny stormed off in a huff.

- Jewell and Erin attempting to collect strippers for Jewell's bachelorette party the next evening from some of the hottest men that the Inn and Outback had to offer! Unfortunately, they were faced with a lot of sheepish... well, sheep. Does no man in this city have the balls to bear his balls?!?!

- Cute Single Erin STILL drinking. We love the girl but she's aiming for a room in rehab next to Jade these days. Monday night she was helping cheer up a rather down Piper with a double shot of whiskey.

- Sartan and Harris continuing their love fest. Harris serenaded Sartan. Sartan punched Harris.

- CLASSY Cieara watching her brother Daniel take a win in the Outback!

- DoD's PJ and Charlie sniping back and forth at one another which seemed to confuse all of their gathered friends. Good Boy Cor attempted to intervene but the sluttacious best friends cut him off. In the end, Charlie slugged PJ, knocked her out, and then hauled her unconscious body out of the Inn!

- MATT! No freaking lie! The Man-tastic Matt returned from his little MIAIS (missing in action in space) venture to the arms of his beaaautiful FLAWLESS Koy! Koy seemed too stunned to accept the news of his return at first but once she seemed assured that he was back for good, she seem overjoyed! We are so happy for our FLAWLESS Koy. Nobody deserves happiness more than her!
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Thursday, June 7

June All Ranks Magic Tournament!

While action was hot and heavy in the Outback and drama was thick in the Inn, Twilight Island had thrown open the portal to have a fun beach party during the June All Ranks Tournament! The goblin servers grilled fish and had pork BBQ for participants and fans alike! The single elimination tournament drew out a who's who in the mage world with a record number of participants!

Just when you thought that the Isle was the one place in RhyDin free of Grazianos/Crew, Chris Grazzy stepped through the portal with what appeared to be a magical baseball bat. He found himself against DoD-er Rena in the first round and she sent him home early.

The lovely Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not showed up too but she found herself done early. Is it just us or is anybody else growing increasingly curious by her husband's noticeable absence in the dueling venues she frequents? Many of her friends have shown to cheer her on in tournaments and challenges but we've yet to see her own husband show! Perhaps he does not approve of her new hobby???

Artemus took a couple minutes to chat with Rena (who evidently hadn't heard the comments he'd made the night before about SOD). Rena mentioned that she and Val are doing okay. She explained him not being around as of late by stating that he has been at home resting an injured knee.

Cutie Pootie Gnim was there to cheer on his partner in Gnome Love -- Melli. His lady love fought well but, unfortunately, found herself out in the second round. We cry FOUL! Melli should win on cuteness alone!!!

Even Big Willy Wulfson was present for the party! We totally HEART him! He's the second HAWTEST mage (right after Brig!). While Big Willy was too late to get into the tournament, he made his presence known by exchanging one-liners with Lem.

What a super fun tournament with AMAZING food! We are soooo making an appearance at the next one just to try the BBQ we heard so much about!
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Thursday, June 7

A Sinfully Delightful Bachelorette Tuesday

Tuesday night was a quiet night in the Inn. Ha! That is until Jewell and crew showed up and got her bachelorette party in fuuuuull swing! The first order of the night??? That all men take off their shirts! The second??? Everybody must be intoxicated by midnight!

Jade wandered in covering eyes and claiming that she did not wish to see all the nakedness. Shirtless and aled up, dynamic duo of Dirk and Cole "convinced" her otherwise. We're not buying the act, Slutty Jade!

The party really got cranked up when the Badsider Brew model PJ (who appeared none the worse from her "fight" with Charlie the night before) showed wearing a t-shirt that claimed she had Jewell before Stephen! WOWZA! PJ aided in the removing of shirts by de-shirting her teammate Darren in a very HAWT scene.

Where has Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not's husband been? Well, evidently he can't show up to support her when she duels but he does come around when his wife may be surrounded by half-naked men. Perhaps if we started rumors that Mrs. Wyh Not was being hit on in the Outback and on the Island he might do his husbandly duties by showing up to support her!

And what would a night in the Inn be without Cute Single Erin throwing back shots??? We ADORE the girl but take a night to sober up, chickie! Erin was in full party mode and was even shaking her cute little bum while dancing on the bar! Even cute little Uriko was convinced to join them for a dance on the bar!

Then came the girl-on-girl action! What bachelorette party is complete without it? PJ seemed to be the center of it all. She got a handful of Erin's booty and dipped her into a kiss. Charna smooched Jewell and then sextastic Charna and slutacious PJ engaged in a lip smacker!
After the girl-on-girl action came something a bit more.... odd. Evidently Robert skipped the bachelor party with his brother to be part of the girls' entertainment. He gave his future sister-in-law a raunchy ale-aided strip tease! Man, oh, man!

The Inn wasn't the only place to find loooovely ladies! Everybody's favorite DoF caller Kalianna was back to hosting in the Outback after an absence! She kept all those boys in line and the rings active!

Vinny asked Uriko if she was ready for a tough match. Evidently he meant himself! We could barely get our source to stop laughing long enough to relay that piece of information. Really, the ego busters of the dueling venues are doing a terrible job of keeping these people in line. In the end, Vinny barely squeaked by with a victory. Do NOT like him!!!

And then to cap off an awesome night, the one and only Man-tastic Matt returned to the Outback to take over calling for Kalianna! It was so great to see the Duel of Fists' leader back at the helm! We sure hope he can pull those opal holders back in! Some of them are getting a bit big for their britches! The FLAWLESS Koy was with him, eating take-out and catching up. They had a very amusing exchange as Koy attempted to explain her affiliation with DoD to him. WELCOME BACK, Matt-tastic!
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Saturday, June 9

Lip lock Wednesday!

Besides the FABULOUS Wedding of the Year, Wednesday night was pretty quiet. We shall address the wedding in it's own entry but for now, here's what you missed while you were trying to sneak into Jewell and Stephen's wedding!

Gov Kitty's mind is still preoccupied with thoughts of Tass. She discussed the incident with the sex-tastic Kina and sounded a bit guilty that the lawyers were able to kidnap Tass because he was weak from helping to heal her. Artemus attempted to "help" but was just yelled at by Kitty for being condescending! Ha!

For some reason Baker and Reap were bleeding all over the Inn! Our sources are not quite sure why. However, rumor has it Alana attempted to regain control of the Inn and to heal the Brale Brothers but was having a very difficult time.

One of our interns is going home with a biiiiig pat on the back! He spotted the bubble gum blowing, blonde twin Sugar in a lip lock with a regular in the dueling venues Darren. She didn't look quite so innocent then! So cute!!!

Harris's wife Stick appeared in the Outback late in the evening looking for the FLAWLESS Koy (evidently Stick hadn't heard that Koy was off watching the wedding dress she designed walking down the aisle). Stick seemed a bit out of sorts and requested Kheld to stop by sometime. Is there trouble in paradise? Is Stick still upset about Harris's arm candy?

....And, for the record, this is our 100th blog entry! Color us super excited to making it to the BIG 100 without suffering bodily injury!!!
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Saturday, June 9

...And, thus, they lived happily ever after!

We're going to the chapel and we're gooooonna get married! How beautiful was Stephen and Jewell's wedding?!?! We have heard allll the details and we are still so so so disappointed that we could not make it! Expect this entry to be full on fanboy because, man, are we impressed!

The wedding of the year was held in the beautiful RhyDin Conservatory in the New Haven district. The decorations were opulent but not over the top. Everything was perfectly classy and the gardens surrounding the Conservatory were oh-so perfect! Magical glass chandeliers cast a romantic glow upon the proceedings!

Daniel looked delicious in his modern-looking black tux! Loved it! His date for the night was his absolutely stunning sister Cieara. The Queen of Class was dressed in a plunging (enough to be sexy but certainly not low enough to be in bad taste) emerald dress.

Also present? The green-haired lovely Lydia in a slinky purple number wonderfully cute heels and a clean up swept hair-do. Cute Single Erin earned her moniker ONCE AGAIN! BEAUTIFUL! Her skin was nicely offset by a pale pink dress cinched and bejewelled just beneath the bodice. We love her classic style!

Cor arrived sadly not with any of his RU brethren but looking mighty dapper in a fine-fitting tux! Elessaria was wearing a stunning dress! Must found out the designer! It was a pale blue pencil thin to show off her fantastic figure and was adorned by countless midnight blue flowers. Sexy vixen Charna was spotted at the ceremony dressed in a funky red and white number. That girl suuuure knows how to WORK IT! Even SUPER Des and her Gav (last year's WEDDING OF THE YEAR) came to watch the newest "it" couple coronated.... so to speak.

We were so glad to see our FLAWLESS Koy in a stunning black silk dress adorned with a yellow tulip with the best accessory of the night -- her Man-tastic Matt! The pair were too cute and totally attached at the hip after their months long separation!

And then the MAIN EVENT started!

As all of Jewell's many children watched on, Amthy walked down the aisle first in a pale peach sleeveless gown offset with dark gloves! And then Jewell followed and our FLAWLESS Koy did NOT let us down! The dress gown she designed for Jewell was simply... well, FLAWLESS! Jewell was clad in a cream-colored tulle and taffeta that SCREAMED of class. She seemed to be walking on air and looked utterly breath-taking!

Stephen certainly appeared stunned! The sight of his lovely bride definitely seemed to cause his heart to skip a beat... or twelve! Gov Kitty performed a lovely ceremony! EVERYBODY was on their best behavior. There were quite a few misty eyes and Jewell was unable to make it through the vows without shedding some tears!

...And what do you expect from a marriage between a pirate captain and a fae?!? There was, of course, a great party to follow! The alcohol flowed freely! People were merry and flirtatious! It was the PERFECT night!

Congratulations to Captain Stephen Kidd and the Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell Ravenlock! We wish you the best of luck!
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Wednesday, June 27

Overheard Around Town!

- "I'm not just a guy, young lady. I'm G." G'nort was overheard informing some young woman about his G'reatness in the Arena.

- "And Franco knows about as much about fighting as I do about Quantum Physics." Said Artemus in response to us comparing his teaching dueling to PJ teaching Sunday School. Let's just say that it doesn't take a mechanic to know a car won't start.

- "You're cute, Icer. But one of these day...POW...right up to the moon." We'd loooove to see Gav try that!

- "Look, I had a compound fracture...is that hott?" Baker asked his lovely Evie while showing off his nifty cast.

- "Which side should we sit? I don't know either too well. Though the bride did try to strip me last night." Darren questioned at Jewell and Stephen's wedding. That Bachelorette Party sure was one for the aaaages! Sounds like Darren won't be forgetting it any time soon!

- "Oh now tha' be a booty worth plunderin' so says I." Was Robert's evaluation of PJ's backside.

- "My mom's a ghost and my dad is a snake. I was a complicated youth." Lem was overheard saying on the Isle. Sounds like a typical RhyDin kid to me!

- "Oh no, no. I'm not a pervert at all. I'm a little creepy, sure. Even somewhat over sexed. But I'm not a pervert ...unless you want me to be. " We HEART G'nort.

- "Oh, and welcome to Rhydin. Complaint department is closed for now. You can contact them in the morning between 4:30 am and 4:32 am." Kalianna welcoming a newcomer to the Outback.

- "Do we get to eat the lawyers?" Asked Kina. Feel free to insert your own joke here.
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Sunday, June 10

Rat-tastic Thursday!

Kina and Tucker are so much fun when tending bar together! While we HEART Antonio and absolutely love him and Kina together, wouldn't Tucker and Kina make a FABULOUS couple?!?! Delicious! Kina was overheard telling Tucker that she isn't allowed to make coffee after an incident that resulted in four people being hospitalized. Somehow that doesn't surprise us.

Not too long after, Tucker and the absolutely adorable Piper were engaged in a heart to heart chat that appeared serious. Oh la la! If we can't have Kina and Tucker, can we have Piper and Tucker??? She needs a big manly stud in her life!!! Maybe that would get Erin to stop trying to set her up with her exs.

It's been so long since she's been spotted out and about that we were starting to think that Baker had tied up our EVIE and turned her into his own personal sex goddess! She was not happy to find the boys of RU looking pretty beaten up which was supposedly at the talons of Icer. Evie asked Baker if he was feeling better and he sweetly replied that he was now that she was with him! Awww! Now before we wondered if he was good enough for our Sex-tastic Evie but we are now well assured that this is a match made in Ale Heaven!

CLASSY Cieara and Cute Single Erin wandered into the Inn together, chatting like besties! It appears that Cieara's way HAWT brother might have a bit of a crush on the ravishing beauty! While we respectfully request Erin remain single because she's way more fun that way, we would love to see a spunky little flirtation between her and Daniel. SIZZLING HAWT!

Artemus had a bad night in the Iron Fists Garden! With Cas (the Roman one) egging the situation on, he first butt heads with SOD's Rena over comments he made about the skill of the girls of SOD and their men. Artemus threw a hissy fit and Rena stormed off. Then good ol' Art had to sit through his team dropping the ball. He didn't sit quietly, though. He was overheard yelling at one of his employees to "at least score". And to cap off his bad night another ticked off SOD team member in the form of team captain Charlie stormed into the Garden to lay into him. The confrontation was broken up by PJ who led Charlie away to the bar. Every DoD girl knows how to distract the rest of their bunch -- booze.

Jewell and her brand spanking new husband Stephen made their first public appearance the night after their wedding in the Iron Fists Garden! Their honeymoon had to be delayed a day so that Jewell could face off against the Badside Brawlers Rat-tastic Napoleon!

Napoleon was expressing concern over all the cats he's seen recently in the Inn but Gov Kitty reassured him that it was bad publicity for her to "eat citizens". This is why we totally HEART Gov Kitty!!!! Ratty Nappy isn't too bad himself!

The looovely Sugar Twin showed up to support Darren while he was fighting in the Garden! These two seem to be spotted together quite a bit recently. Later in the evening they were also seen canoodling in the Inn! Love the sort of Good Girl/Bad Boy thing they have going!
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Monday, June 11

Overlord Challenge: Overlord Harris D'Artainian vs. Warlord Cletus Ganderfald

There's nothing like the pomp and circumstance of an Overlord challenge to bring about a little melodrama! Thursday was the scene of just the ticket in the basement Annex to the Arena where Overlord Harris D'Artainian faced off against three-time Overlord and the winner of the past cycle's Warlord Tournament Cletus Ganderfald!

Harris arrived with his official army candy Shey at his side! Shey had certainly prepared for the night and was dressed in a gown of black silk patterned with pink and white cherry blossoms! Surprisingly classy for the dueling rings' professional escort. The Overlord's foul-mouthed wife Stick stormed in behind her, looking not the least bit pleased that he entered with Shey and not her!

Cletus arrived with much less fanfare. His wife Arane (who is rumored to be pregnant) accompanied him to stand as his lady of honor while his brother Magnus was present to serve as his second. The warlord looked on quietly as the Overlord settled his entourage down. It was finally settled that Stick would serve as the Overlord's lady of honor and his good friend Sartan would be his second.

Outside the ring there was lots of snuggles! Grayson and Taneth were cuddling together and Taneth scooped up Ratty Nappy for a good cuddle as well! Unfortunately for Grayson and Ratty Nappy, they lost their snuggling priviledges when Taneth caught them being mean to a goblin. I agree with the boys (...well, the boy and the rat) ... goblins are nothing but troublemakers!

With quiet but uber handsome Deluthan calling the match the Overlord took an early four point lead in the first duel but then dropped four straight points to the Warlord. In the end, however, the Overlord was able to get that final point to take the first duel. So excited was Stick that she jumped into Sartan's arms! Now is it just us or does Stick and Sartan make faaaaar better sense than Stick and Harris???

Cas arrived with his usual "helpful" repartee that seemed to seriously irk Stick. And who was there to calm her??? Why Sartan, of course! G'nort also arrived and again assured Taneth that he does not need to be sprayed with things that'll make him smell like flowers.

Despite dropping the first duel Cletus made quick work of the second two duels and became the seventy-third Overlord of the Duel of Swords. The barons present quickly chimed in with their alignments. Rena declared herself loyal and Cletus promised her his blade if it should be needed. Will we possibly be seeing an Intercession match in her challenge on Thursday? G'nort declared that men want to be him, his wife is the hottest woman in RhyDin, and that he would be renegade to the new Overlord (which isn't surprising considering their considerable history which includes Cletus's wife setting fire to G'nort's Golden Ivy Tavern and G'nort blowing Cletus's RhyDin home sky high).

This Overlord title would be an impressive number FOUR for the long-time duelist. For those of you not brushed up on your Swords' history, this would mean that Cletus has surpassed Xeno's three Overlord titles to sit on top the Overlords in number of titles held. Congratulations, Cletus!
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Monday, June 11

Broken Bone Friday

Early on Friday evening Icer and Chryrie were gabbing together in the Inn. Icer seemed just a tad bit guilty over the broken bones that she served up to Reap and Baker. Chryrie assured her as long as they weren't dead than no harm/no foul. Chryrie put on her dentist hat and used her magic to heal an inflamed tooth in Icer's scary mouth! That woman is far braver than us! We'd never get that close to a dragon's mouth!

One of our sources spotted our favorite little artist Kira sneaking into the Inn in a summery floral sundress. She's been surprisingly scarce as of late as has her marvelous brother! We hope that they are doing well and we can't wait until they bring their wild act back to the Inn!

As if Thursday hadn't been bad enough for Artemus, he wasn't winning any fans on Friday either! With Kina behind the bar, he tried to tell her that he was still family. Kina assured him in no uncertain terms that they were no longer family. Poor, poor Art. We almost feel bad for him but he totally brings it onto himself!

Bouncy Taneth was in the Inn all a glow because Grayson returned! What has Grayson done to be so lucky to deserve that bundle of sweetness?!?!

Dioxane was entertaining the crowds Friday night during her calling shift in the Arena and attempting to keep Darren and Vinny from killing one another. It appears that the pair do not like one another very much. They exchanged insults and jabs all night. The root of their disagreement is not clear.

Cute little Uriko has been a real force in the rings as of late. She was again taking on the boys and showing no fear! This peppy little star is becoming a real darling of the dueling venues and even helped her IFL team take a win last week! We HEART her silliness!

Rena took over calling duels for Dioxane later into the evening, giving her a chance to have a heart-to-heart with good friend and teammate Darren. Darren expressed concern that Sexy Sid was going to take him out to the woodshed over his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar!!! That would be a must see! Rena tried to assure him that Sid seems quite nice but Darren didn't seem to believe her much.
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Monday, June 11

Young Love on a Saturday Night!

Saturday night Darren was overheard having quite the discussion with Rena about his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar! He seems to be really bowled over by her. Later in the Inn, Sid had some pretty strong warnings for Darren about that particular relationship! We LOVE Mama Bear Sid! She made it pretty clear that if he hurt the bubble-gum blowing darling, he'd have to answer to her!

Darren, the bad boy (complete with tattoos) that he is, seemed to egg the situation on. Sid's Sexy Scottie stepped in to inform him that wasn't the best of ideas and Darren quickly piped in that he cares for Sugar a great deal so Sid has nothing to worry about. Awww, young love!

Sid certainly seems to have a soft spot for young women in need of protection! She admired Kira's artwork for a long while and chatted with her. Mama Bear Sid's going to collect herself a bunch of cubs! Young bachelors of RhyDin beware!

Cute Single Erin stopped in the Inn looking for Daniel. We're still waiting for some sizzling action on that front. And we promise you, our loyal readers, that we will get the news to you FIRST! Unfortunately this night, Erin left before Daniel arrived with his sister Classy Cieara! These two are the HOTTEST brother-sister duo in RhyDin. Hands-down!

Curse on everything that is holy, Koy! Our FLAWLESS Koy is going to lose her Fashion Police badge very soon if she doesn't do something QUICKLY about Jade. We're LOSING our minds! Trashy Jade showed up in the Inn dressed in a BRIGHT violet and black corset top that her lady bits were spilling of, a LEATHER miniskirt, and FISHNET stockings. Please, FLAWLESS Koy! Stop this tragedy! Stop it now!
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