June 2007

[Marc Franco]

Monday, June 11

An Action Packed Sunday!

Classy Cieara and Cute Single Erin were once again shining stars in against the drab background of the Inn! They discussed everything under the sun including Erin's sometimes rocky relationship with her sister, Cieara's iiiinteresting family dynamics, and a shared interest in causing trouble with the opposite sex. Our wonderful Piper wandered in shortly after all a flutter because her pegasus had won a race over the weekend! A big hearty congratulations to Piper and The Nimble!

Bast showed his handsome mug in the Inn. He stopped by his ex-wife's table for a bit of chit chat (and was he flirting with Cieara in front of Erin???) and broke the news that his sister-in-law is expecting! FAAAABULOUS! Bast seemed in great spirits about being an uncle. In fact, he seemed in such great spirits about the impending bundle of joy that we wonder if he isn't ready to settle down himself and have a couple rug rats?!?!

To make the evening even more wonderful, Daniel showed up to join the girls and Bast! Erin and Daniel quickly broke off into a whispered conversation. Delicious! Even more delicious??? The whispering ended in a SIZZLING kiss! What a great summer love for our Cute Single Erin! This hook-up gets TWO BIG THUMBS UP from yours truly!

The Inn's basement Annex was pretty hopping for Fight Night as well! Bad Boy Darren wasn't being very true to new girlfriend! He was too busy getting his flirt on with the oh-so-cute Uriko. Of course, G'nort was in on the action as well but haven't we all just come to expect that from him by now??? Something tells me that Darren's going to get into quite a bit of trouble if he doesn't change his ways!

If the Annex was hopping than Iron Fists Garden was LOADED up on action! Two Grazianos -- Tony and Chris -- both made an appearance for the Wrecking Crew. In usual Graziano fashion, one won and one lost. But BOTH were super HAWT! FLAWLESS Koy was present representing Team Fist and faced off against another member of WRC -- Kheldar. The sexiest father in RhyDin was fleeing a house full of sick kids and squeaked a victory by Koy to pose WRC for their first win of the season.

WHAT?!?!? Did our interns overhear that conversation between Stick and Koy correctly??? According to our sources, after the match FLAWLESS Koy told Stick that she had asked Man-tastic Matt to marry her and Matt had accepted!!! Wedding bells are ringing!!! We had a wedding hangover after Jewell and Stephen's extravagant affair but we are picked back up!!! This wedding will be an affair to remember! Yay!

Cas was there and ready to insult everyone under the sun. He whined about the kids from SOD being no-shows despite his own captain advising him that other arrangements had been made. He made a snide comment about Jewell and Stephen getting married after only dating for two months. Again, his facts were not straight. Our first mention of them was in late February and the couple had known one another for quite some time prior. He even bitched about how much his own long-time girlfriend likes expensive dresses. He accused Stick of hating men and his own captain of sucking at Fists. And that's only a portion of the list! Wow. What a cry baby! He's officially on our downer list. Ew.

That depressed us just writing about! So we will talk about DoD girls to cheer ourselves up! They're always good for some alcohol-related drama! Our sources say that PJ showed up for her match half-trashed and Charlie was fully trashed. PJ's old friend Sartan spent their time in the ring lecturing her about the "tastefulness" of her Badsider Brew ads. Taste??? They're beer ads for crying out loud! G'nort faced off against Charlie who he has not been getting along with and lectured her on her recent boozing and suspected drug use. Our sources didn't catch much of the conversation but the pair certainly seemed to leave the ring on better terms than the entered... or at least there wasn't as many insults being thrown back and forth.

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, June 12

A SPOTTED Monday

We are now proud to present your EIGHTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- the rarely seen but very funny Nova hanging out with best pal Sartan! The pair seemed to be discussing something very serious while G'nort and Sartan's wife Rory took the opportunity to playfully FLIRT.

- Cute Single Erin showing off her new tramp stamp to new SIZZLING flame Daniel! This one is going to burn bright and short, folks. Don't blink or you may miss it! However, while it lasts it'll be absolutely delicious!

- A very over-the-top Gav strutting in and shouting to wish his lovely Suuuuuper Des a happy anniversary. Nobody should be this in love. It's sickening! Stop it already! Even though you two make us gag at times, we wish you a happy anniversary!

- More of Alana than we EVER wanted to see! The newest addition to the Trash Brigade was at the bar being fed shots by Reap and Baker when she decided that Jade her breasts. And then in return, Jade lifted her shirt and showed Alana her breasts. NEVER is it appropriate to lift your shirt up in public. Le sigh! Please haul these girls off to rehab.

- FLAWLESS Koy handcuffing Jade for crimes of fashion! Love Koy! Love her, love her, love her! She at least attempted to convince Jade that she doesn't need to show all of her lady parts to be liked. The message didn't seem to sink in very well but Koy at least got Jade interested in coming to see her shop. Hopefully, once Jade gets an eyeful of the beautiful garments that Heavenly Boutique has to offer she won't return to shopping at Whores R Us.

- Spice laying quite the lip smack on Good Boy Cor! Seems like the brunette twin's been busy just like her sister! Hot, hot, hot!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, June 13

A Life Lived Beautifully

Typically we abhor grappling in serious subjects. However, it would be so very wrong of us not to address the untimely passing of a beautiful woman.

She did not make this blog very often. Why not? Because she was too perfectly normal. She never made a big scene or asked for a lot of attention. Her life was lived sweetly and with a great deal of love. She was happy building the business she loved and spending time with her family, including her infant son and her husband.

Rosalind Elizabeth O'Dell Santiago passed away from cancer on the morning of June 10th. She was twenty-one years of age.

MUSIC, when soft voices die
Vibrates in the memory;
Odours, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.

Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heap'd for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley

[Marc Franco]

Friday, June 15

Overheard Around Town

- "You've go such nice legs. What time do they open?" Baker asked Charlie. We believe she's still sitting somewhere in a stunned stupor.

- " By order of the Fashion Police, I'm placin' ye under arrest fer breakin' multiple style laws. Consider this ye're lucky day. Ye're gettin' an Intervention." WE LOVE YOU FLAWLESS KOY!

- "I mean I may be a drunk and a bit o' a hewhore but a gossip I be nae." Well, it's nice to know where Robert draws the line.

- "Why would I do that? You already can't have children. My work for the women of this town is done." Harris to Darren in response to Darren's request for a duel.

- "Where's the Gossip GangSTAR when you need him? Standing up for us poor souls who just want to spread nasty gossip across the land? Protect us dear Gossip God!" We always have you, Evie, in our heart!

- "They buy them usually, darling. Nova has a ton of them at home, he uses them as pillows." Sartan to his wife when she asked how the women of RhyDin get such perfect breasts.

- "I'm your &*#$%&* wife! I should be like a &#$%!%^# magnet for your eyes!" Stick drops such foul language to Harris at the Overlord Tournament that even we are forced to censor it!

- "Jake's not scary. He's a beer God." So said Koy about the genius/orc behind Badsider Brew. Damn tootin', Koy !

- "You're acting like you pissed off a god or something. You puked in the wrong offering bowl during Party Gras, didn't you?" Nova was overheard asking Sartan.

- "We can drink a shot to each of Jewell's neglected kids." So said Reap. HILARIOUS!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, June 15

A Man-tastic Wednesday

It's been quite a while since our interns spotted Pelnar and Mercy out and about but they did so on Wednesday night! The pair was up to their flirtatious ways at the bar but the conversation didn't last long. Mercy was seen dragging Pelnar off. Who wants to take our bet that they were off to some deliciously sinful sex?!?!

Baker and Reap were back at the bar (surprise, surprise) having a not-so intellectual but oh-so hilarious conversation regarding Jewell as their "bi-otch"! According to Baker, Stephen has signed off on this decree but we find that somewhat hard to believe. Jewell didn't even to threaten to bash their heads in once! Perhaps Lil' Miss Anger Management just needed a good lay. Our beautiful Evie joined in briefly to snicker at the boys' antics.

Good Boy Cor was calling duels in the Outback once again and he was joined by the brunette twin Spice whom he has been spotted with on several occasions. They certainly seemed chummy once again! Our interns have worked haaaaard (read: they took an educated guess) to confirm that the pair is officially dating.

Harris mentioning that the duelists in the Outback just keep getting cuter while hopping into a room with the A-FREAKING-DORABLE Uriko. Another woman for Stick to put on her HIT LIST!!! Uriko hung in there but eventually Harris was able to take her down for the win.

Also in the Outback, it was the night of genius businessmen and the hotties on whose ASSets the men have used to make a fortune! G'nort was there with Charlie and the pair seem to be on decent terms. Charlie wasn't her usual SLUTTACIOUS self. It seems she's decided to clean herself up. Good for her! PJ, on the other hand, was her usual SLUTTACIOUS self and we can't help but love her for it. She was cuddling up to her employer the FAMOUS Jake, owner of Red Orc Brewery and the genius behind everyone's favorite brand of booze -- Badsider Brew!

Man-tastic Matt and our FLAWLESS Koy were present and accounted for as well! While we are super happy that they are together and ENGAGED (won't that be the best wedding dress EVAR!), we're starting to get an odd feeling about this one. Anybody else feel that Koy seems a whole lot happier to see Matt than he does to see her??? Gah, OPEN YOUR EYES! Koy is one of the HAWTEST women in RhyDin! Shape up, Man-tastic Matt!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, June 15

A Biotch of a Thursday!

Poor Gabe was stuck doing dishes under the watchful eye of Tucker to pay back his debt to the Red Dragon Inn. Just when he thought he was done, Tucker pointed to another sink full of dirty dishes. Although, considering the amount of Gabe's debt, he'll probably being doing dishes in the Inn for the rest of his natural life.

Jewell entered the bar in a pleasant mood but her happiness was interrupted by Gabe who wanted to speak to them about the Lawyer Problem. He was attempting to get the Ravenlocks help with solving the problem but Jewell insisted that he must speak with her brother, not her, as he is the head of the family. Head of the family or not, are we the only ones that don't believe for one second that Jewell lets Brian make all the family decisions???

Baker was at the bar attempting to explain the the exact definition of "biotch" to two of our ABSOLUTE favorites -- Jon Henri and Piper! Both seemed utterly confused by the word.... or perhaps they were just confused with the way that Baker was explaining it!

The IFL newcomer Jason has been spending a lot of time with KFT and Inn regular Uriko lately! In fact, Thursday night they were seen having dinner together in the Inn. Jason seemed to be left wanting more of that cute, bubbly package!!! And who can blame him?!?! Young love is so so so sweet!

Evidently, FLAWLESS Koy's fashion intervention on Jade did not work. She wandered into the Inn in the late hours of Thursday in full-on cheap prostitute mode -- a short strapless dress and knee-high stripper boots along with heavy eye makeup and the most obnoxious shade of pink lipstick. Le sigh. Some people will never learn! The sad thing is that if she wasn't so DESPERATE she might actually be cute!

The Inn's basement Arena was pretty hopping with a Baronial Challenge match which pitted the Baroness of Old Temple District Rena Cronin against Horatio Macbeth. Baroness of Dragon's Gate Topaz was there to cheer on her fellow baroness. Rena's fellow DoD-er Charlie was also present to represent DoD. Under the watchful eye of her brother Gavin, Charlie was looking a bit worse for wear as she continues her path towards sobriety. Another DoD-er PJ was present to cheer and snuggle with Ratty Nappy and Rena's SOD teammate Cor also came by to look on. Even Overlord Cletus was looking on. He failed to step in for Rena to test the challenger and he didn't seem to take sides in the match. Despite all Rena's support and after three close bouts, Horatio stepped away as the new baron.

Congatulations, Horatio!

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, June 19

A Baby Bump Friday

Yours truly dropped by the Inn in the early hours of Friday evening just to check out the show! Our dear Cute Single Erin was dressed in a hot black number and was attempting to convince someone to hit the town with her! We had the joy of running into her partner-in-crime for the evening -- Kat. Such a cutie!

We also had the fortune of spotting the lovely Chryrie who we MUST mention more often. HaWtNeSs! By the way, it appears lovely Viki has not been forgotten. Although, we've barely heard mention of her since her kidnapping in late April, Chryrie mentioned later into the night that she, Sid, and Scottie have been busy attempting to locate the lovely lass!

Are Jewell and Stephen planning on expanding their brood already?!?! Well, Jewell received a delivery of a spatula and baster in the Inn. When Antonio suggested it might be for cooking, Jewell quickly corrected him. It seems our Former Lil' Miss Anger Management doesn't cook. According to Jewell, the items were needed to get her pregnant.... at least according to some made-up ritual by Stephen. Who else sees a honeymoon baby on the horizon??? We're calling a full-on "BABY BUMP WATCH" on these two!!!

Hawk and Jewell later spoke of a common love -- Amthy!! Who doesn't love that sweet beautiful little thing??? Hawk seems quite saddened to have seen so little of the green-haired beauty as of late. While Jewell spoke of her own wedding and her philosophy on marriage, Hawk made mention that he had not thought of marriage until recently!!! Does that mean that our Amthy has made him think of marriage??? This seems a bit sudden to us. What about you, loyal readers???

Alana came in wearing a t-shirt that said "You're on my To-Do List." Lord, help us all! If we were Jenai we'd be more than a little worried about the amount of time our husband was spending with this woman. Alana certainly seems a bit on the shameless side. Of course, Jade seemed to LOVE the t-shirt. Trash collects more trash as Mama would say!

Speaking of trashy, Jade spent the night practically dry humping Gabe in the MIDDLE OF THE INN. Then when Gabe's CURRENT girlfriend Michelle entered, Jade had the audacity of walking right up to her and breaking up with her FOR GABE!!! We are shocked and appalled. Jade went from being useless to being downright needlessly vindictive. NOT COOL! The beautiful redhead Michelle was heartbroken while Gabe was an absolute pansy and fled.

We are too disgusted to even talk about the rest of the night at the Inn.

To cheer ourselves up, we'll talk about the action in the Arena on Friday night! Former Overlord and blue-haired freak Harris was present to call duels. Cat-woman Onyx was back after a loooooong absent and up to her usual trouble. Her kinda/sorta friend G'nort arrived in time to call her a "dock whore" but evidently he meant it in a nice way. G'nort remained around to insult a few other people, including calling Cheyenne the "poor man's Stick". WE TOTALLY HEART G'NORT!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, June 20

An Often Wed Saturday

We will never be able to keep track of all the "loves" in Feilas's life. First there was Sera (the "bloody psycho" ex of Dameon) but back in May he was seen getting his groove thing on with Nyx (who had broken Brandon's heart days earlier) and now it seems that he's got his sights set on Alana (who tends to throw herself at taken men as she's appeared in this blog after having flirted with Stephen, Baker, Val, Brian, etc, etc). Strangely enough, Feilas was chatting with Nyx when Alana arrived and introduced Alana to Nyx as "my love".

How does he keep them straight?!?!?

Whore-errific Jade was spotted talking to her ex Michale. Has she really ran out of men who'll sleep with her? Is she now going around for seconds? REHAB is calling, sweetheart!!!

The twins Sugar and Spice were tending bar but without the venerable Ms. Sid. They served up a free round of drinks on Sexy Brian who was celebrating the upcoming birth of the centaurs. Brian got his usual flirtatious offers from the women in the Inn but as usual he remained true to his girl. We HEART him!!!

Speaking of sisters, Cute Single Erin was dishing about her night out on the town with her lovely and much more even-keeled sister Lydia at the bar late into the night. Typically we HEART sister gab-fests but these two are absolutely DEPRESSING! They are two pretty girls who are usually fun to be around but whenever they are around each other they are tense and silent. It makes us sad!

The Baroness of Dockside Jaycynda "Jaycy" Ashleana and the Baron of New Haven Kheldar "Sexiest Father in RhyDin" Drasinia were both present and looking for duels in the Inn's basement Arena. Jaycy gaggingly referred to Kheld as her brother. ATTENTION, people! Never EVER refer to someone who you have previously had relations with as your brother! We do not care if you just mean "heart brother" or "soul brother" or whatever you people refer to it as these days. It's still gross.

In a meeting of the "often wed", Jaycy faced off against Jewell in a ring. Our sources tell us that their conversation revolved around respect. Lord, help us! Two women so prone to opening their legs discussing respect and honor??? RESPECT YOURSELVES, GIRLS! Le sigh. Jaycy won the duel but we believe the pair is tied at three on number of times wed.

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, June 20

Whore-effic Sunday!

In the early evening hours of Sunday night, EFFORTLESS Kairee was hanging out at the bar with her hunky Julien. Cuteness! The sweet and gentle Eless was behind the bar making sure everyone's drink was properly full. The customers kept her hopping! She served everything from water to moonshine with her usual CLASS!!

We make fun about Jewell a lot but typically her fashion choices are pretty spot on. That is until she waltzed into the Inn in a black cat suit on Sunday. Jade, of course, deemed the trashy ensemble "hot" but we've come to expect no less from Whore-effic Jade.

Oddly enough, Michelle (who if you remember correctly just lost her boyfriend Gabe to Jade) rushed into the Inn and hugged the home wrecking wench! Uh, jaw drop! Does nobody in town but us appreciate a good cat fight anymore??? And to think we were rooting for you, Michelle! Evidently, Michelle thinks Gabe will be happy with Jade. HA! HA HA HA HA! Before the night was even out Gabe caught Jade humping some new guy (whose name our sources never did catch) in front of the entire Inn! Just what Gabe deserves for dumping a nice girl like Michelle for an Whore-effic Jade!

DoD's own Rena called the challenge match between Warlord Aya Hayashibara and Baroness of Dragon's Gate Topaz Datrazanov in the Inn's basement Arena. Quite a crowd gathered to witness the show! Gnimish was there to cheer for Topaz but he was without his cohort in Gnome Love. We hope they're still going strong! The recently challenged Baroness of Seaside Karen Wilder showed to watch with Mr. I've-got-a-stick-up-my-butt Cas. Cas was filled with his usual joy and cheer. One of our interns believes that his entire face will crack if he attempts to smile. Former Overlord Max Blue was there to support his long-time friend Topaz. In a best of three match-up, Aya ended up ending Topaz's reign after three and a half years (making it the second longest reign in Duel of Swords history).

Down a level lower in the Arena's Annex, Fight Night was a flurry of action! Cute little Ratty Nappy was substituting and we always love when he does because silliness abounds! FLAWLESS Koy in a colorful red minidress made an appearance with her dear friend Stick who was dressed in all boring black. Stick went on to complain to her friend about the current Overlord and his snarky comments for her after she issued her challenge. Evidently Stick's not at all a happy camper.

During all of Stick's complaining, Man-tastic Matt walked in and completely WALKED BY our FLAWLESS KOY! What?!?! How can he do that??? She's super sex-tacular!!! ...And we still have yet to hear of a wedding date for the pair. Is Man-tastic Matt dragging his feet??? Has he forgotten just how lucky he is that FLAWLESS Koy will even talk to him???

Darren was certainly not walking by the lovely Sugar!!! She showed up in the Annex to spend a bit of time watching him duel and he dipped her and laid quite the lip smacker on her. The sweet, blonde twin turned quite red!!! Too cute!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, June 20

A Spotted Monday

We are now proud to present your NINTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- A set of fine handkerchiefs being given as a gift to Brendan from Setvia. These two had some major blushing action going on! It wouldn't surprise us if they were still red!!! We haven't seen Brendan get any action in almost three months. The boy is fiiiiiine and deserves a good filly! Our sources insist that there may have been a kiss as well!

- Piper and Elessaria engaged in some frank conversation with Connar in which Connar advised the ladies that he's saving himself for marriage! What?!?!?! There's two options here: (a) he's lying to them so that they think he is sensitive and have sex with him, or, (b) he's telling the truth which is a little scary considering not even the women of this city save themselves for marriage. Yeah, we believe he's trying to get into their pants, too!

- the entire up-turned nose gang meeting for a going away party for the Pimp-alicious Everett! It was unclear just how long he would be gone and our sources are really getting raked over the coals for failing to find out where he's going. However, we do know that some serious hotties gathered for the goodbyes, including the rarely seen as of late Gideon, Cute Single Erin, Always Grumpy Lydia, and a very tanned Cassie. All were sporting their best dress clothes and looking down right spiffy!

- young sweet Uriko advising G'nort that she's a virgin and G'nort in reply telling her that it makes her a national treasure!!! All the while, Uriko was busy booting G'nort out of Styx, giving herself a solid win over the very distracted G'nort. Lesson learned, G'nort. Never talk sex with Uriko when trying to defeat her in a ring!!!

- a DoD heart-to-heart! Koy entered the Outback looking as FLAWLESS as always and sat down to have a lengthy and quiet discussion with Rena. Once AGAIN Man-tastic Matt only breezed by with a kiss to Koy's cheek, seemingly uninterested that he STILL has the HAWTEST woman in RhyDin right underneath his nose!!! Matt, are you an idiot??? WAKE UP!!!

- cute Gnome Love!!! Mellisandre joined Gnimish while he called on Twilight Island on Monday night. There was the usual cute cuddling and snuggling. Do Gnomes marry??? When will Gnimish pose the Big Question to this cute slice of a baking gnome???

- Sid losing her temper with a drunk who was tossing bottles behind the bar. The drunk's name remains unknown but Sin-alacious Sid was definitely none too pleased! She pulled out her Sawed Off Pool Cue of Doom and handed it to Jewell who went all Lil' Miss Anger Management on the drunk's ass!!! Better not mess with those girls!!!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, June 21

Tuesday's Marriage Shaker

In the early hours of Tuesday night, Setvia and Brendan were back to engaging in lip locks in the Inn and exchanging whispered sweet little nothings!!! What's the over/under on how long it is until these two are married with a set of triplets??? We've decided four months. Speaking of a coupled pair, Setvia's friend Cailet has been busying herself with a young man by the name of Nireck. This foursome has been spending a good deal of time hanging out with one another.

Grem tried to get a smile out of sour-faced Lydia but she remained a depressing weight on the Inn! For crying out loud!!! This woman is beautiful, has a wonderful sister, great friends, and a successful business. Why is she always so grim-faced???

Jewell was NOT having a good night!!! Darren was giving Stephen very vivid details about Jewell's raging bachelorette party. Stephen seemed none too pleased with the information and details of sin and debauchery that his wife (or future wife at the time) was engaged in that night. Tristen went as far to suggest that Jewell's BRAND SPANKING NEW marriage might already be on the rocks!!! DRAMA! We HEART it!!!

Stephen went on to take things a step too far as Stephen and Jewell are prone to doing when it comes to violence. Stephen actually pulled a gun on Darren!!! We guess Lil' Miss Anger Management sure did find a perfect mate. No shots were fired as Stephen stormed out, leaving Jewell a bit teary eyed. A marriage in trouble after just two weeks!!! This has to be a record even for Jewell!!!

Jewell seemed in a bit more confident mood about her marriage a couple hours later when SMASHING Issy walked through the door. The pair briefly gabbed about Jewell's marriage status and made a few suggestive comments about being a newlywed. It was so good to hear that SMASHING Issy was out and about!!! Evidently patrols in the West End have taken up a large chunk of her time.

Long time no see!!! Gork walked right into the Outback out of the blue on Tuesday night. Harris and Sartan appeared a bit stunned to see him. After that brief moment of surprise, however, the boys were back to shooting their one-liners at him... and at each other, of course! Gork seemed more than a little rusty!! He took a pretty rough beating from Uriko.

Speaking of rough beatings, the Lizard Man Bran faced off in a challenge match against Harris, holder of the Ice Dancer opal. Bran was able to take the first match but was soundly thumped in the second two, allowing Harris to remain as an opal holder. Harris's wife Stick was there for the festivities and spent some time hanging out with her lovely friend FLAWLESS Koy. Once again, Man-tastic Matt seemed to paying little attention to her. Le sigh.

[Marc Franco]

Friday, June 22

Wednesday's Are For Summer Dresses!

What did we tell you about Brendan and Setiva??? We know RhyDin Love and this couple has "fast-moving" written all over them. Wednesday night in the Inn Brendan was already meeting Setvia's mother, Illusia. We're right on track for an engagement within two weeks.

We know that this will get us in a lot of trouble for even mentioning but we are FEARLESS!!! We just don't like Lydia with Grem. He's super duper and handsome and she's spectacularly unhappy ALL THE TIME! Our sources saw Lydia's employee Carley hanging out in the Inn with Grem on Wednesday evening and we heard that they were absolutely adorable together! Although, Carley is certainly young, we think this pair would make a muuuuuch better couple than Lydia and Grem!

Speaking of women that we no longer like, Cassie is quickly making that list!!! Is there a female other than Erin in RhyDin who she gets along with??? She barged in on a witty (and sexy!) debate between Sebastian and the uber gorgeous Piper in order to talk nothings to Sebastian and shoot Piper nasty looks. And juuuuust when it looked like Sebastian was actually going to make a connection with a single, beautiful woman, Cassie took him away for a late dinner. GAH!

After attracting attention for all the wrong reasons the past week (drama with her man, poor fashion decisions), Jewell showed up in the Inn looking STUNNING in a white sun dress with a delicate cherry pattern. Love it! And her and Stephen seemed to be on good turns. They were flirty and playful with one another all night!

Jewell wasn't the only one looking her best!!! We were shocked to hear that Jade walked in dressed in a lovely, summery dress with TASTEFUL makeup!!! Color us completely SHOCKED!!! Good for her! It's sad seeing such pretty girls wearing such horrid outfits.

There was no shortage of action in the Outback!!! New Fists caller Lem witnessed his first challenge match as Shadoweaver holder Jaycy faced off against Vanion. After three duels, Vanion earned the right to hold the Opal for now.

After a brief visit from his cute as a button wife Rory, Sartan found himself in a match of the old guard versus the new as he faced off against Jason! Two HAWTIES in a ring!!! Someone should have sold tickets. Jason took a solid win for the new guard and we're already calling for a rematch!

[Marc Franco]

Sunday, June 24

Thursday's Missing a Lady

Icer was in the Inn Thursday evening telling SMOKING HAWT Alain that her husband Aurthur, her father, and one of her sons have been captured!!! Icer was lamenting over the fact that because of her hatchlings she is unable to do much in the search for the three but that she is sure that they are still alive. Scary stuff!!!

Our sources overheard Nyx drop to Lyris that her birthday just passed!!! She bought herself some pretty material for a new belly dancing outfit but it does not sound as if she had a proper party. So sad!!! Well, happy birthday you sweet little dancer, you!

Maybe Chryrie should get a "Suuuuper" moniker as well! A stranger rushed into the Inn claiming that his friend was in need of a healer. Chryrie did not hesitate to lend her services and when she returned she stated that the woman's life she'd been called on to heal had been saved. YAY, CHRYRIE! We HEART talented AND sexy women!!!

Grrrr. Cassie came around dressed like a hobo. Flip flops! Come on?!?! What professional woman wears flip flops in public??? Obviously she came looking for her man Alain. Perhaps if we were a woman like Cassie we'd keep a tight leash on our uber sexy man as well!!!

On a better note, Jade continued to look almost classy!!! She was dressed in a black dress with a thick red belt and her make-up was actually NOT overkill. We totally LOVE the new look. Way to go, FLAWLESS Koy! Score another for the Fashion Police!!! Jade also had a looovely accessory in fake brother Mark. Evidently he's not her real brother but she calls him brother. The people of this city and all their fake relatives CONFUSE me!!! If you didn't share a parent with the person you are NOT their sibling!!! Anyway, Mark has that dark shaggy-haired look that we ADORE. Cute boy! Would looooove to see more of that, if you know what we're saying!

Late into the night our sources caught Eless and Connar in a private conversation in the Inn!!! Now this is certainly not the first time the pair have been caught in a flirtatious conversation. Our sources spotted them together already in early May. Make your move already, Connar!!! Sheesh!

There was lots of action in the Arena on Thursday night! Imp was the caller on duty and he, of course, was up to his usual amount of trouble. He made time to grope and lick a number of women including Aya, Rena, and Uriko. Cas was having a rough night. With his usual amount of charm and grace (in other words, a complete lack of either), he lost to both a gnome in Gnimish and a dwarf in Felix. To make himself feel better, he went about talking up all his other accomplishments for several hours. BORING! Way to go, Gnim and Felix!!!

We'd be amiss if we did not mention the posters that seem to be EVERYWHERE as well as the town crier echoing the news. It seems that our dear, wonderful Ms. Mercy has gone missing!!! Rumor has it that she was kidnapped by a mage in the Southern Glen several days ago!!! Pelnar is evidently quite distraught and has thrown himself into searching for his lovely lady. So sad!!! We hope that she is found soon!!

[Marc Franco]

Sunday, June 24

Friday's Chemistry Lesson

Cute Single Erin came in early Friday evening in a charming blue cotton sun dress and joined the dazzling Piper at the bar! These two should be BFF!!!! They are too adorable together. Sebastian came rolling in not long after and once again we were struck by just how PERFECT he and Piper are together. Unfortunately, their constant snarkiness makes it difficult for a connection to blossom. However, there's no denying the CHEMISTRY is THERE!!!!

The Sex-tacular Chryrie took time out of her busy life-saving schedule to use her magic to turn Lydia's green hair to a sexy auburn. It's cute but Lydia's still a stick in the mud. Maybe Chryrie should have turned it blonde so Lydia could have learned how to have fun. BLAH! In better news, Chryrie's husband CK made a rare appearance in the Inn. It was cute to see her all snuggly and cuddly!

Antonio is never one to miss out on a business opportunity! He had a new shipment of fantastic silk and brought some with him to the Inn to show off. Before the night was over he had several buyers including EFFORTLESS Kairee (we're still NOT worthy) and Former Lil' Miss Anger Management Jewell.

Speaking of Antonio, we're guessing he'll probably show up a bit tired for his next shift. It seems that Kina was overheard saying that her daughter Cai was taking the rest of their brood for the weekend. How much you want to bet he took FULL ADVANTAGE of a little bit of alone time with the Mrs.? Mama Kina isn't the only one getting a bit of loving! Cai was spotted with her man Nireck later in the evening!

Cai's good friend Setiva was no where to be found in the Inn Friday night because she was too busy making a name for herself downstairs in the Arena! She took a solid win over Gabe proving that she really is a chip off the old block!!! We wonder if her new man will be intimidated by a girl who knows how to hold a sword???

Over in the Iron Fists Garden, Jewell watched Anubis get his first win of the season and began talking of how good he was. He's 1-2!!! Jewell's fascination with the slaver is getting a bit silly. Her husband better nip that in the bud!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, June 25

A quiet Saturday night!

Although the Inn wasn't hopping like it normally is on a Saturday night, Sid had a crazy night behind the bar nonetheless! There was a nearly naked redheaded man whose name our sources never were able to catch. Evidently he was dressed only in a silk shirt and was not very verbal. Iiiinteresting. Also, there was a French-speaking cutie named Hannah who appears is a little lost and Sid was playing Welcome Committee to ease her mind a bit. Things were so busy that Sid put Taneth to work making the poor girl some juice with some of Taneth's wonderfully fresh fruit!

Eless had a long chat with the lovely Sjira and introduced Connar as "handsome, although dim-witted at times". Le sigh. Eless is just like Piper! Their snarky tongues keep getting in the way!!! Despite her playful insults (or perhaps because of them), the pair was heard laughing together well into the night! Too cute!

The Arena was a bit on the slow side as well but there were a handful of duelers giving Harris some matches to call. Second generation duelist Setiva was back in the Arena once again trying to brush up on her skills. She faced tough competition in one of the Arena's most consistent female stars -- Topaz. Setiva stuck with it but in the end experience won out. The young lady was quite respectful in her defeat.